Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Fictional Vignette #1: Some Enchanted Evening

First long-suffering vignette in a series of three-to-four half-realised billets doux. Hope you guys like it! Please leave a comment or four!
Some Enchanted Evening.



“You were sweet to think of the theatre for me,” he whispered over the blaring horns of the overture.

“Oh, of course!” Alexander responded fondly. “I haven’t seen you in so long.”

“Oh, I know! I have been insanely busy! But then again, so have you!” he said more to himself than to Alexander.

The buxom woman sitting next him shushed him discreetly, and he frowned. The overture was still playing; it wasn’t as if they were missing anything.

Alexander leaned in to him and whispered, “It had to end, didn’t it? All those deadlines, and accompanying drama!”

He smiled in response. “And here we are! Free, if only momentarily…”

“I am still open to running away to Thessaloniki, you know…” Alexander proposed, with a hint of a grin in his whisper.

This time it was his turn to do the shushing: “Alex! The performance!”

They turned their attention to the stage where their entrancingly beautiful friend sang in her clear voice of days and lovers gone by, and how she wished she had paid more attention to what was before her all along.

“She’s ravishing!” he whispered to Alexander, and his disapproving neighbor shuffled purposefully.

“Vanessa’s always been the master of the Shock and Awe,” Alexander noted with the air of a critic. “Look! She has even made you forget how much you hate this song!”

“Why would anyone waste their breath hitting high notes to whine about velleities?” he said stuffily.

“Snob.” Alexander surmised with inherent charm.

He elbowed Alexander in the shoulder, as he stifled his laughter.

He now began to concentrate on the performance. The play was a musical: a grand spectacle about the frivolities of egotistical people paired with the wrong partners, but too arrogant to admit their respective errors. It was only in their staged solitude that they allowed themselves the luxury of remorse and of regret and that too in song. He looked at Alexander who seemed to be above the elegant foolishness taking place on stage. At this point, he was humming along with one of the songs. It was a well-known number in which the singer, a distinguished gentleman, extolled the virtues of his rather juvenile child-wife to a sophisticated old flame whose face bore the grief of knowing too much of the world. He felt the same world-weariness and calculated confusion of that actress reach out to him in the form of a pearlescent vapour, and pour itself into his pores. His heart stirred, and he leaned back and touched Alexander’s shoulder. Alexander leaned forward, questioning concern on his face.

“Quit humming, I can barely hear the song!” he hissed, perhaps a little more vituperatively than he had planned.

An imperturbable ripple of hurt flashed across Alexander’s face, only visible to the very experienced.

“Sorry,” he said shortly, and his friend, slowly dissolving into guilt, nodded.

As the impending intermission began to coax the flighty proceedings to a more equilibrated phase, the two gentlemen decided to pay their friend Vanessa a back-stage visit.

“Do you have the back-stage pass?” he asked with an edge of panic in his voice.

“Yes, I do!” Alexander replied in an attempt to soothe his irrational anxiety. “Don’t worry, there will be no ugly scene involving security!”

He beamed, “You know me so well!”

“Always!” Alexander beamed back.

The bustle of back-stage was overwhelming with wigs and props that seemed to fly around, and people yelled for a myriad things at once.

“Has anyone seen the fake baby?!”

“Marissa is allergic to the green wig! Did you know this?”

“Coffee! Paul needs his coffee before his big aria, and don’t overdo the cognac like last time!”

“Oh my God! This show is a flop!”

It astounded him how people seemed to navigate around them fluidly, as if they knew that he and Alexander didn’t truly belong there.

“Text Vanessa, won’t you?” he said edgily.

But, before Alexander could pull out his phone, a squealing Vanessa managed to locate them.

“Oh my God, you guys, you made it!” she cried as a greeting.

She took one look at Alexander, launched herself into his arms, and kissed him full on the lips.

“What did you think, darling?” she asked him gingerly, throatily, privately.

“I am loving it.” He answered laconically, but his words held within them worlds of dormant desire.

He received a warm, but decidedly platonic hug, and was asked the same question, but sweetly.

He launched into a paean of excessive praise for her high-notes, and he could feel Alexander’s charmed, head-shaking derision pat him on the back, and similarly praise his performance.

After a few more minutes of phatic, all-inclusive chatter, she ushered them in the direction of their seats, and reminded them to keep their “ears peeled” for her high F in the second act.

“She is fantastic!” he said genuinely, for he truly was very fond of Alexander’s somewhat frivolous, but altogether delightful girlfriend.

“You know who else is fantastic?” he questioned rhetorically. “You are! Seriously, you are not allowed to leave my life! And we shall definitely do Thessaloniki! Just the two of us!”

They stood in the narrow gilt-edged corridor of the theatre, a rare two-some not holding cocktails.

“You mustn’t say such things, Alex,” he enunciated carefully, trying fully not to sound embittered or enraged. “I fear…”

“Fear what?” Alexander asked, confusion alighted on his handsome face.

“I fear…” he couldn’t suppress the bitterness now. “I fear that I may fall in love with you.”

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Mangez!, or The Gourmand's Tale


I have returned to my Eternal City, and I did it kicking and screaming. I really didn't want to, I wanted to work this summer- intern at a lab, and perhaps, be present when an anti-tumour vaccine was unsheathed. But Fate had other plans, and these, as I have now discovered, were meant for my betterment.

My last three weeks at university were excruciating: deadlines had to be met, finals had to be met (in combat), it was every-RA-on-deck as the residence halls made their last bustle before settling into canicular lassitude, and I was sick! This made a world of sense, as Hamlet said, since I was leading a eating/sleeping-optional type of lifestyle. The end result was that, while I met my paper deadlines alright, my exams were written hopped up on pain-killers and other drugs. I remember being very happy bubbling things into a scantron, thanks to the drugs, and that is all I do remember. For once, my grades have been a complete surprise, but a pleasant one, thankfully.

Battered, broken, and in need of home, I first went to Hamlet's. I love going to Hamlet's, and every time that I do, I wonder why I don't do so more often. It is such a welcoming, invigorating space! His charming parents, his clever, precocious sister, and Hamlet himself so serene! Plus, there's always the imperious Badi Begum! Oh, that was such an adventure! But that is yet a story for another time...Suffice it to say, my time at Hamlet's was needed to break me into vacation mode, and ease my transfer over to schedule-less days of luxurious, luxurious lounging.

My return to the Eternal City felt right the moment I stepped on to the airport, and was greeted by a dreamy looking Marion Cotillard doing her Lady Dior thing. Exuberant, exciting, decadent and delighting: I was home. My mother had a slight fit when she saw me: "Haven't you been eating?! You're so skinny!" I was somewhat heartbroken; I had expected my family to join me in my joy of finally having a waist again. But, not just them, a lot of people are of the opinion that I needed to "get healthy". This is a constant knell to my ears because I am paranoid. Being skinny has served me well, romantically speaking. God, God, I cannot go back to my fat-Elphaba days of yearning to wear certain things, and wondering why everyone wanted to be my friend and no-one wanted to fuck me. So far, I have been very politically correct about and around food: refusing things, or taking small portions, or sharing (rather generously) with my brother, much to his astonishment and my parents' disgruntlement.

My father, however, decided to reintroduce me to the aerial pleasures of fine dining. This was something I revelled in once, in what seems like an altogether different lifetime- an easy thing to do in a city that boasted of some of the finest restaurants in the world.

How I smiled and I glowed as my goblet was refilled- remember?

How I oohed, aahed over and debated the menu- remember?

How easily I was engaged in conversations with managers and chefs out on a visit- remember?

How I had nearly mastered the art of catching the waiter's eye- remember?

How coldly I'd send things back if they weren't done up to the perfection promised- remember?

Remember, I did, as we entered the restaurant done up in burnished sepia. The flutter of the napkin, the tinkling of the crystal, the dishes- aromatic, artful and arresting, daddy's booming laughter, my brother's insistence that a certain creation NEEDED to be ordered, the waiter extolling the virtues of tarragon and mango-powder...oh, it was as if I had been jolted back into place. My airs were back! To many, this would hardly seem celebratory, but I worry. I worry about how much I have changed, I worry about who I am becoming. As trite as this may seem, it is an important check-point that tells me that I can be two different people in what may as well be two different worlds. I checked myself as I found myself worrying about the prices, and then smiled inwardly: I never used to do this before! It was always, "Ah, let daddy handle it!", but this was something new!The food was magnificent, as was expected, and true to form, I found myself becoming the gourmand I was always was, and what does a gourmand do but gormandize?

As I sit before my computer now, typing out this blog-post, and finishing the sumptuous Haagen Dazs creation, I realise that I can do this. I can get used to nights that come alive at eleven rather than crooning a nocturne. I also realise that I shall recognise said nocturne's grey beauty when it plays for me again in three months' time. So, as I stand on the verge of embarking onto a Grand Romance of fire-opal evenings in the Eternal City, I thank my Spitsbergen for tempering me well.

Until the next time,
GossipGuy.


Coming Soon: Long-suffering fictional vignettes!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

A Poem of Manners

To the Boys who Behave.
You have to love these boys who behave,
Their engines run on Self-loathing and Guilt.
Their rooms are sparse, blasé little caves
Where prurience is held in gilt.

Tragedies are lapped up in tea-cups,
Or coffee-mugs, for those who are Good.
Runny scandals handled on plates
With modal sides of seasoned shoulds.

"How could you do it?
"I would never do that!"
(I am lying, I must!)
(I must appear a prat.)

It's pretty to see them held in thrall,
For their lives are infinitely tougher,
These new-age tenants of Wildfell Hall,
(With deadlines, and sedative withdrawls)
Their souls, their French-how bravely they suffer!

You'll see them in classes of comparitive lit.
Where pedantically shall they opine
That Wharton is wonderful, and Austen should quit,
For one's old bottle fits their new whine.

Their shirts are too matched, and their accents too trying,
Their verses are pithy, and quick to take wing.
As quick as they are to laughter and crying,
Yet, one feels, they hardly ever feel a thing.

You have to love these boys who behave,
They write themselves into such clever scripts,
Bitterly comic, but altogether grave,
And delivered in tones so haughtily clipped.

Such good boys! They can always be trusted,
Since their limits are rigidly set in stone.
But that structure can always be adjusted,
For there's always some way to atone.

You have to love these boys who behave,
Their breaths are blank, and their hickeys are hidden.
Their days are full, so hard do they slave!
Their nights are paeans to their forbidden.

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